I love talking about nothing...

I am Adams compleat lack of interest

2006-12-14T02:34:20Z

Brave words....you know what else are brave words?
Bannana hammock....and Cock holster.
You know what a cock holster is?
Your mouth.
SO use it.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-27T19:57:00

2006-10-28T03:07:33Z

So today, me an Keith got fuuuucked uuuuup! We went to a bar and called eac other names and made fun of each other, and he even kicked me in the nuts. The we went to the park and things took a compleatly different turn. Shiiiiiit boy. You're like, fuckin bipolar or some shit. Its cool though, I deffinitly had alot of fun haha.

Ps I sing in the shower.

Also, I think Im gonna go to North Carolina...stay with my family for a while, see my old friends.

Wanna come with? haha! >.

Lye Kisses

2006-10-25T07:23:30Z

I am Adams enflamed sence of rejection.

Looks like its over between me and William...
:( He said one thing in particular that really hurt me.
Even if he did say he didn't mean it later, it was a low blow.
Way harsh.
I just wanted him to be around more so my stupid hormones wouldnt get the best of me and make me fuck up like I knew they would.
One fuck up after another.
I'm nothing but a space monkey
CUTE WITH OUT THE "E"
Hopeing for the best lets hope that nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you wont ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you never loved me...
and it looks like I've finally hit bottem.

Also,
Greg Drake = Best person ever
Adam = We're gonna get waisted!!!
Frankie = Homo
Keith = windy sonova bitch
and Brandon wants me to be his boyfriend after not haveing talked to me in like....forever?! doubble you tee eff?!

ANY ONE WILL DO TONIGHT
(ANY ONE WILL DO TONIGHT)
CLOSE YOUR EYES JUST SETTLE SETTLE
CLOSE YOUR EYES JUST SETTLE SETTLE

Well its love, make it hurt.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-22T21:25:00

2006-10-23T04:38:20Z

FUck fuck fuck fuck.

Im sorry?

STOP!!!

Ok...

Met some people.
that was nice.
Finally got to talk to Oliver, Kind of weired but we have alot in common, we went to a bar together.

And Jordan, the pool thing was fun. :)

Keith!!! Oh you windy sonofa bitch! All that over a cigarette.
You sir, are a glorious man. I look forward to seeing you at naked club.
Mmm we got piss ass drunk! But your still a dick. You thretened to make me not be able to have babies!!!

and Greg Drakes back. :) I missed him.

Also! Hey ATTENTION ALL NAKED CLUB MEMBERS DID YOU GUYS QUIT?! BECAUSE i HAVENT SEEN ALOT OF YOU AROUND LATLEY! WHAT THE FUCK! iF YOUR STILL IN LEAVE ME A MESSEGE BECAUSE THAT NAKED CLUB PARTY? ITS HAPPENING.

Are you all just jealous because Im hung like a moose?

I am Adams compleat lack of interest

2006-10-16T22:31:08Z

Because this is what Im all about.

A little R&R.

Cant you tell how miserable I am in my lawnchair in the kiddie pool? Im my boxers with my margarita and cigarettes, having only mister bear jr to talk to?

My neighbor called the cops. Maybe I shouldn't have been wharing nothing but my boxers but theres nothing to be done about it now...

Im lonley, some rub me down. *pout*

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-10T22:21:00

2006-10-11T05:22:35Z

You are all ass monkies.
Die.
I miss William.
I don't want to fight any more.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-10T18:01:00

2006-10-11T01:12:38Z

Thats right, another post.
SHut up you hapy filthy Americans!!

I did absolutley nothing today except draw.
This is what came of it.

I know its blury, but bitch and I'll kick you in the mouth.

That was me way earlyer today, hiding under the stairs by my down stairs naighbors appartment because I was sad. Im still there. Bring me cookies. Its cold.

Sipping Bacardi like its my birthday.

Things greatly apreciated by Adam.
In order.
1.)NOT being attacked by fairys.
2.)Beer after fight club with J.No.
3.)Sipping Bacardi like its my birth day with Vinnie Accardi.
4.)Singing and swinging with Jesse Lacey.
5.)Hiding....behind the couch.

Uber blury close ups!

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-10T01:47:00

2006-10-10T08:49:30Z

You said if I huged Greg Drake jr hard you'd feel it.
Are you feeling it right now?
Because I dont think I can hug any tighter....

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-09T21:11:00

2006-10-10T04:39:08Z

Heeeey! Look at that! I'm actually kind of happy today!
Greg Drake took me to build a bear and we made a Mr.Bear jr, its even dressed like him and has a paint brush and everything!
After that we went back to my house and cuddled on the couch while we watched Fight Club because that movie owns my sould and Edward Norten is glorious.

On another note.
I might be going away for a few weeks but I'm still not sure yet and I dont know when.

Will you miss me?

ANd for your amusement.

Edward Nortan makes me make this face...because hes just that orgasmic.

Adam needs to learn that licking lampshades is unsanitary.

you wish you were this card boaed cut out.

My friend Matt is a monster. he can pick me up and throw me and he pulls my hair.

Adam can SING!

I fell over for tilting back like this.

Look at me all bent over and stuff haha.

Me and my daddy.

Hot dogs are tasty.

Adam likes to talk....alot. AND SPOON!

Mics are for swinging AND singing.

Me and J.No...I miss him.

Some of you may not belive this but I can on occation be shy. Thank you Tom, for leting me hide behind you all those times...

I want some one to come spoon with me on the couch. It's very lonely. ;_;

EMO!

I'm a drug dealer on the weekends. A very discreat drug dealer...shhhhh!

Me and J.No have a fight club. WANNA JOIN!?

Rawer! Im a monster! Your sould looks tasty!

Adam is a naked drunk if hes in a good mood and you give him enough liquor.

I lick people I appreciate.

And because I know you all liked looking at my ass so much... there it is again.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-08T23:55:00

2006-10-09T07:02:18Z

I guess I feel a little better right now.
Greg Drake watched the sun set with me and lectured me about smoking and how it was bad for me. He said hed cry if I got cancer.
So I drew him a picture!

Thats for you Greg Drake!!!

The rest of you can kiss my pretty scene ass.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-08T00:54:00

2006-10-08T08:15:50Z

Stop making me sad guys. Do you not want to see this glorious smile every day? Don't you? huh?! Dont Lie to me!!

Seriously though, I think I'm gonna be happy and then I'm sad al over again. This cant be healthy.
laughter Awwww Im so pretty... hung like a moose? Lie to my face and tell me you dont want to see that cute smile!

ANd now! For a drinking binge...another one!

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-07T19:36:00

2006-10-08T02:39:16Z

I think my heads about to explode from an over load....

Will you cant do this to me! Say something like that and not wait for my over all reaction. :( No fair!!!

Ugh! Im so confused, I don't even know what to think any more...

I am Adams enflamed sence of rejection.

2006-10-05T05:53:41Z

You know what? Fuck every body! I dont even know if I spelled every body right!

I, try so hard to please, thats why I fuckin put out for any one I really like but I realize thats not doing shit to help soI m just gonna stop...maybe...I'll try at least.

I'm tired of getting my hopes up for people who dont even care about me the way I care about them so fuck, what ever the fuck ever man.

I'm tired of just dicking around. I think Im ready for a more stedy relationship. I'm twenty five for fuck sake!! I'm not getting any younger here!

So there it is. I no longer belong to Alex or any one for that matter. And its gonna stay that way untill I find someone who loves me as much as I love them. And they have to make me smile like this. That there is a genuiiiiine Laz the southern spaz smile of affection. Mmmmmm, its delicious, I know. All shy and cute and shit.

the end

p.s.: YOU ALL SUCK!! except you William, I still love you. BUT THE REST OF YOU! MAY YOUS SOULS BE CONSUMED!!

Ouchies

2006-10-02T23:53:27Z

Wanna lick it?

Am I ready to die?

2006-10-02T01:24:03Z

I don't know.

Im sitting in a giant plastic tube in the park, painting te walls of its insides with my own blood, waiting to passe out.

What happedned?

Life happened.

I don't want to be involved with some one who dosn't care about me.

I think I just want some one to love me. I mean really love me. Not my body or antics. But all of me, the real me. The one whos been kicked around all his life and pretends to be happy so people like him.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-10-01T04:45:00

2006-10-01T11:56:15Z

Alex has upset me.

Im not even really sure why I'm taking it so hard and being so stubborn about it too.

Im stupid thats all.
And insted of working it out I go spoon with by best friend while we watch Fight Club. Mmmm. I need lye and fat.

Wait a minute Mr. Bear this is crazy!! Thats right Greg Drake! I'm talking bout you! I don't think I want to be a bear....

With that I will seduce you all with my uber clever sexynesssssss.....

loitering about like a loon is quite tireing. So come spoon with me. :D

I make a sexy space monkey!!

Stop looking at me naked!!!hahaha

In a suit!! D:

You know you want this in your bed...

Ugh! I look so EMO!! But pretty....very very pretty. yes I am Jaded.

I look anerexic!!

Huh wha?!

ruggid sexy adam....

likes to shave. Go team awsome!!!

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-28T21:19:00

2006-09-29T04:32:50Z

Aaaaaaahhhh...ok!
Lets get a re-cap on this week!
Been kidnaped by a bear named Greg Drake.
He wants to turn me even though he knows I'm marked by a vampire already.
He painted a picture of me nakkid. (I know you all wanna see it you perverts!)
I met Conner and bought him coffee.(bad idea. he got totaly spracked.)
Been hanging out with Adam G who is glorious because he buys me drinks.
Uuuummmm I need to plan when this naked club party is so you guys tell me when your gonna be fee so we can party nekkid and stuff.
My ass hurts when I sit or try to walk. (Thanks Alex....)
I've been trying to figure out what dubin means.
I've decided I want a man survant.
I have discovered erasable permanent markers! (Irony to the max!)
I've decided I miss William and the desire to see him is burning deeply with in me like the fires of a thousand suns.
And Ive decided a poll needs to be done.

p.s.
Ice cream and head in a resteraunt. Soon.

Are you gay?
Do you enjoy the company of other men?
Dose saying the word banana hammock bring you great pleasure?

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-26T23:37:00

2006-09-27T06:42:03Z

Ok, so I'm kindof a whore some times.
But four people isnt that much is it?
I'm single and Im a guy so why not have fun?
It dosn't mean it means nothing to me.
I dont have sex with just ANYONE.
I'm just not tied down so I don't see the point in being monogomous.
And untill I am tied down I will continue to whore with those select few.

ps Adam Burbank Lazzara is teh coolest.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-24T10:56:00

2006-09-24T18:01:31Z

Ok! So I've decided.
The naked club needs to like have a biiiig party.
And all of us need to get together, get trashed and party and werak havoc and like...streak or something.
All of those in favor say I!
I'am open to any and all suggestions for more activities for this glorious naked club party.

I am Adams bouncing excitment

2006-09-21T04:28:39Z

Adam likes new orleans, and he wants it.
Adam wants to take over the world.
Adam could use some sex right now.
Make it happen people.
Come over here and rub me down babe!

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-13T21:01:00

2006-09-14T04:05:22Z

Ok kids. What have we learned lately?
1.) scantaly clad adam in the middle of the night makes him look like a freak.

2.) Don't take candy from strangers.

3.) work is fun to fuck at.

5.) the color cerulian kicks...ASS!

and las but not least.

6.)Don't color on Frankies walls then hide under his coffee table because he has no remorse for destroying his on furnature and hog tieing you....then throwing stuff brutally at my delicate waifish body when I cant shut the fuck up.

Yaaaaaay!

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-05T19:50:00

2006-09-06T02:50:42Z

Stupid bananas came out twice!! It was supposed to be condoms!!

I want!

2006-09-06T02:46:46Z

You Assholes need to join NOW!!! Dammit!!

And while on the subject of things I want...heres a little segment of other things Adam wants....now!

lubricant for women

several cans of whipped cream

this slingshot

A magical box!

his soul!!

the root of all evil?

for you to say banana hammock and enjoy it.

unlubricated because I like it rough.

some of this.

these of course. For Zachs walls.

godzilla sized rubber duckey.

some duct tape for duct tape moustaches.

those monster thingys.

this mexican movie.

an army of green plastic men.

some of these.

about a hundered of those.

hand cuffs.

this pop tart.

to see this infection on Zachy when hes being a douche.

this andy whorhol painting.

AND THIS GUY!!!!

the end.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-09-02T18:28:00

2006-09-03T01:32:18Z

Being heald captive by a ware bear or what ever he calls himself is no fun.
He wont let me paint the walls of the room he locked me in and all he dose is complain about me. Pfffft!

At least some people are still nice to me.
William, thanks for being so cool, I apreciate the concern.

Oooh! And I met a guy in a pumpkin mask! He jumped out at me from a dark alley and scared the shit out of me.

I gave him some candy and he laughed at me for five whole minutes then demanded I be his friend.

It was kinda weird.

lazxthexspaz @ 2006-08-28T20:47:00

2006-08-29T04:03:37Z

Ok, so far the club is working out fabulously.
I took William out for pizza and it ended up rather amuseing. :D
I also met some guy at the park and we talked, he was cool, I didnt get his name though.

Oh yeah, and random guy who jumped me after work? Not cool man.
You = pure evil
You totaly ruined my flawless stomach. Whos gonna wanna hang out with a bruised up haggard looking guy at naked club?!

Pfffft lame!

The end.